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February 5, 2009

Thelonious’ Advice

Filed under: Music — Tags: , , , , — Mr. Zero @ 7:29 pm

This musical and performance advice given to Steve Lacy by the Thelonious Monk not only gives insight into the his genius, but is also quite practical (with a few exceptions for idiosyncracies, of course.)

Just because you’re not a drummer, doesn’t mean you don’t have to keep time.

Pat your foot and sing the melody in your head, when you play.

Stop playing all those weird notes (that bullshit), play the melody!

Make the drummer sound good.

Discrimination is important.

You’ve got to dig it to dig it, you dig?

ALL REET!

Always know….(MONK)

It must be always night, otherwise they wouldn’t need the lights.

Let’s lift the band stand!!

I want to avoid the hecklers.

Don’t play the piano part, I’m playing that. Don’t listen to me. I’m supposed to be accompanying you!

The inside of the tune (the bridge) is the part that makes the outside sound good.

Don’t play everything (or every time); let some things go by. Some music just imagined. What you don’t play can be more important that what you do.

A note can be small as a pin or as big as the world, it depends on your imagination.

Stay in shape! Sometimes a musician waits for a gig, and when it comes, he’s out of shape and can’t make it.

When you’re swinging, swing some more.

(What should we wear tonight? Sharp as possible!)

Always leave them wanting more.

Don’t sound anybody for a gig, just be on the scene. These pieces were written so as to have something to play and get cats interested enough to come to rehearsal.

You’ve got it! If you don’t want to play, tell a joke or dance, but in any case, you got it! (To a drummer who didn’t want to solo)

Whatever you think can’t be done, somebody will come along and do it. A genius is the one most like himself.

They tried to get me to hate white people, but someone would always come along and spoil it.

February 4, 2009

Food that looks like other food

Filed under: General — Tags: — Mr. Zero @ 4:16 am

A cake that looks very much like a hamburger. Hamburger Cake? Not very appetizing if you ask me.

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February 3, 2009

Black Light

Filed under: Science — Tags: , , — Mr. Zero @ 3:58 am

Looking for a fun project? Buy a blacklight from American Science and Surplus and use it to find semen stains on skin and hair.

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Layoffs

Filed under: Economics — Tags: , — Mr. Zero @ 3:42 am

Every bubble needs its fuckedcompany.com. This time around its layoffdaily.com. The site claims 1300 layoff stories already this year alone.

January 22, 2009

WTF Obama

Filed under: General — Tags: , , , — Mr. Zero @ 5:45 am

Did she really say what I think she said?

January 15, 2009

The No S Diet

Filed under: Health — Tags: , , — Mr. Zero @ 5:53 am

Here’s a pretty straightforward way to lose weight, or not gain any at the very least. The “No S Diet” is a memorable and easy to follow diet with few rules or restrictions. No snacks, sweets, or seconds, except on days that begin with an S. That requires some discipline during the week, but if you can handle that, it does work.

December 26, 2008

The Story of the Fall

Filed under: Music — Tags: , — Mr. Zero @ 12:27 am

Every fall song, reviewed – 435 in all.

December 21, 2008

Mark E. Smith for President

Filed under: Humor — Tags: , , — Mr. Zero @ 8:43 pm

No, not really, but here are some Fall vids….in no particular order

Victoria

LA

Kicker Conspiracy

Telephone Thing

Fifteen Ways

Cruisers Creek

Free Range

Mr. Pharmacist


December 15, 2008

A Newman X-Mas Gift

Filed under: General — Tags: , — Mr. Zero @ 5:39 pm

25 days of Randy Newman inspired movie themes.

December 2, 2008

Is Gladwell an idiot?

Filed under: General — Tags: , — Mr. Zero @ 8:36 pm

Is it his overexposure as of late, or is it his gross oversimplications and generalization, that have led to a Gladwell backlash?

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